LOL I have had a some really good laughs looking up some of these crazy Chuck Norris Facts. Have you heard any really good ones? Share it….
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, This tutorial will show you how to download and install the showbox app download on Windows 7 using ARC Welder or Bluestacks so you can stream free movies directly from your computer he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
- When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
- Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
- Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
- Chuck Norris makes onions cry!